Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Coming soon to a theater near you...

Here’s some scheduling information for GOPers coming to Iowa.

Mitt Romney- March 22nd
Council Bluffs - Mid America Center- 12:15
Onawa B&B Roundup- 2PM

Mike Huckabee- March 24th
7:30 a.m., Speaks to residents at the Treynor City Community Building at 11 West Main St., Treynor
Noon, Meeting with local Republicans at Lucianos, 1019 Fourth Ave., Sioux City2:30 p.m., Visit with Plymouth County Republicans at the Wells Blue Bunny Visitors Center, 16 Fifth Ave., NW, Le Mars
6 p.m., Soup supper with GOP activists at the Sioux Golf & Country Club at 1112 6th Ave., Alton

27 Comments:

Anonymous Frank Stallone said...

I would like to thank you for your support of the Frank Stallone campaign. Frank Stallone is happy you would sign on so early.

Frank Stallone will be holding a press conference today in Des Moines to announce yet another major endorsement. (none of this is true of course).

It appears as if Mitt Romney's wife will be endorsing Frank Stallone's candidacy. Several factors go into her decision:

1) Frank's classic Ronald Reagan Republicanism

2) his killer dance moves

3) his beautiful singing voice and hugely successful recording career

4) the fact that Mitt keeps trying to intrude on Frank Stallone's massive fundraisers (once setting a car on fire in the parking lot and firing a gun into the air).

5) Frank Stalone's oratory skills and charisma

6) she likes a champion

7) Frank Stallone is not a big Osmond fan

8) His tough stance on terror and immigration

9) his large wardrobe of parachute pants

Due to the Mormon heritage and Mitt's deep, deep, deep devotion to it, he sleeps in a separate bed and room from his wives. That's right, wives. She is unsure just how many he has.

Frank Stallone raised another $850,000 from Iowa donors last night while in Iowa City.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Frank Stallone said...

Frank Stallone's Iowa Schedule:

Today,
Sioux City
Dubuque
Keokuk
Mason City

March 22
Macedonia
Beebeetown
Persia
Manilla
Jamaica
Yale

March 23
Braddyville
Gravity
Diagonal
Promise City
Mystic
Cincinnati

March 24
Gaza
Manson
Vorhees
Crystal Lake
Early (late that evening)
Manly (for obvious reasons)

March 25
South Amana
Middle Amana
West Amana
High Amana
East Amana
Amana, (Cheese curd eating contest)
Chestertontownvilleburg Springs

FRANK STALLONE WILL OUTDO ALL CANDIDATES IN IOWA - HE HAS THE MONEY, THE DANCE MOVES, THE VOICE, AND THE GOP JIB!

11:42 AM  
Anonymous Nicole Schlinger said...

Cooler,
Governor Romney will be in Onawa at 2 p.m., not 3 p.m.

The Mid-America Center is located at One Arena Way. The B&B Roundup is at 801 Iowa Ave.

If someone would like to attend and meet Governor Romney at either event, they can call me at 888-722-4704 ext. 200.

Thank you!
Nicole Schlinger

PS - Frank Stallone, when will you be in Brooklyn?

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the low turnout excuses begin...

1:00 PM  
Blogger Caucus Cooler said...

Sorry for the typo nicole, thanks for clearing that up.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Council Bluffs has become a Romney stronghold. There should be at least 375 at the lunch event tomorrow.

1:32 PM  
Blogger Peter said...

Cooler here's the press release for Huckabee's visit in case somebody wants to know the locations.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

HUCKABEE TO VISIT FOUR WESTERN IOWA COMMUNITIES ON SATURDAY, MARCH 24

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, who launched an exploratory campaign for president in late January, will visit Treynor, Sioux City, Le Mars and Alton on Saturday, March 24 as part of a one-day tour of western Iowa.

Huckabee will speak at the Treynor City Community Building at 7:30 a.m., Saturday, March 24.

Treynor City Community Center
11 W Main St
Treynor, IA 51575

He will meet local Republicans at Lucianos, 1019 Fourth Ave. , Sioux City , from noon to 1:15 p.m.

Lucianos
1019 4th St
Sioux City, IA 51101

He will meet Plymouth County Republicans at the Wells Blue Bunny Ice Cream Shop, 26 Fifth Ave., NW , Le Mars at 2:00 p.m.

Wells Blue Bunny Ice Cream Shop
26 5th Ave NW
Le Mars, IA 51031

He will also meet GOP activists at a soup supper at the Sioux Golf & Country Club in Alton that begins at 6:00 p.m.

Sioux Golf and Country Club
1112 6th Ave
Alton, IA 51003

The events are free and open to the public.

1:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i heard huckabee is planning for 500 people at each event!

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone from the Romney team told me today they are planning to have over 700 at the Council Bluffs event.

Keep up the good work Nicole!

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steve Cates told me to expect a breakout number in CB. Apparently the Romney staff has gone all hands on deck with this one.


It's almost April - these events will start to become make-or-break for the candidates very soon. Look for a couple good events from Romney events tomorrow.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the problem for Mitt Romney is that even if he gets 700 people in Council Bluffs, statewide media will still not cover the event.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BVP said that NW IA should have about 1000 people for all three events.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BVP didn't tell you that Huckaberry is using this to run for senate. (any monies collected are transferable)

3:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is BVP? Huck's running for Prez moron!

3:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just called to RSVP and was on hold for an hour because they had so many calls coming in. The person who answered said that Romney has more than 9,500 people RSVP'd and they are thinking about moving it to the high school football stadium.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that the stadium might not even be enough because Romney has had over 12,000 people RSVP!

4:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that because so many people are taking the day off work, anticipating long lines at the event, that the mayor has declared it Mitt Romney Day in Council Bluffs and has given a holiday to everyone there. Further, I hear they had to purchase an Omaha grocery store just to have enough food for everyone. Oh man, there's something big going on with this campaign, folks.

5:06 PM  
Anonymous glen stine said...

12,000 people! I will be outside handing out my article in the Perry Chief.

5:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My God, he'll need the Superdome before long!

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I heard that the Romney staff has given up on trying to get people to attend the event and has instead decided to blog.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Romney wants this to be bigger than anything Obama has ever done. He needs to kill off both McCain and Brownback with this.

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey there's a $500 check just for attending!!! Well maybe $50. that is what I was paid!

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would anybody give that hack money?

8:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear that Romney only has 39 reservations - mostly paid staff.

9:53 AM  
Blogger Peter said...

Strange......oh well, Romney has money and can do whatever he wants with it.

This guy doesn't, but actually believes in something unlike Flip.

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1599708,00.html

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Peter, nearly everything on this site is B.S. Hell, Frank Stallone is maybe the most factual thing you'll ever read here.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Frank Stallone said...

11:19,

You are a wise a great person.

-Frank Stallone

12:16 PM  

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