Gifts for All
Before we at the Cooler open Santa's gifts, we'd like to take a moment to give 1 or 2 things to each of the remaining presidential contenders.
Mike Huckabee- Supply Side Policies, studies in economics and business and Norman Podhoretz "World War IV, the struggle against Islamo-fascism." Hopefully some of it will sink it. We're not crossing our fingers.
Mitt Romney- Pinnochio. Mitt still needs to learn how to act like a real boy.
John McCain- The only thing we'd like to give John McCain this year is a party that appreciates him. But in lieu of that, he could probably use a new copy of Pet Sounds or maybe a Complete Guide to Music by the Beach Boys.
Rudy Giuliani- What it Takes. Let history be a guide Rudy. Waiting til Feb 5th just ain't gonna work. Also we'd like to give him a bound, laminated copy of the Mitchell Report. How about those juiced up Yankees!
Fred Thompson- A years supply of Red Bull. And an end to the writer's strike. (He's going to need work pretty soon)
Duncan Hunter- Duncan Hunter is still in the race? Have some tube socks.
Ron Paul- What else? A black helicopter and a tin foil hat.
May the joy of the holiday season find each and every one of you.
We'll be back with an endorsement, more gossip, and the sprint to the finish on Wednesday.
Merry Christmas everybody. (We aren't afraid to say it either Gary Thies)
-CC
posted by Caucus Cooler at 12/24/2007
13 Comments:
I just was reading an article on the web about Mike Huckabee trying to win the support of a mega church in Texas whos Preacher/Pastor John Hagee has been known for many Anti Catholic remarks. Lets see Huckabee has attacked the Mormons, Conservatives, now Catholics whos next! Looks like Huck should move his headquarters to the Souther Baptist Convention. He is not going to represent Americans unless you are a liberal evangelical!
I am going to vote for Romney!
I'm Iowa (it's not nice to lie before Christmas), and I just read (insert some random ass bad article about Mike Huckabee here).
Blah blah blah blah blah, I can't believe Huck did that! Blah blah blah blah, I'm voting for Romney!
Huck needs some conservative commentaters that actually like him. I'm sure that's his Christmas wish.
Check out this list of people railing against Huckabee:
Rush Limbaugh
Peggy Noonan
Bob Novak
Charles Krauthammer
Michelle Malkin
Fred Barnes
Laura Ingraham
David Limbaugh
Kim Strassell
Pat Buchanan
Michael Reagan
Glenn Beck
Jim Geraghty
Tony Blankley
Rich Lowry
Mark Hemmingway
Peter Wehner
Paul Mirengoff
Editors of National Review
You may not agree with all of the people above, but the consensus is that Huckabee is a pro-life liberal and is not good for the conservative movement or Republican party.
I hope Santa (I don't mean Kochel) bring the Cooler some original content!
This blog sucks.
Merry Christmas Cooler!
Cooler kicks ass!
Merry Christmas and pass the egg nog!
Huckabee appears to have zero ability to build a coalition to do anything that he says he will do. He is alienating too many mainstream American conservative types.
Huckafree will give free education to the children of illegal immigrants but not our American Children.
Merry Christmas you Hucker!
Feel free not to come to the blog 1131. Its pretty easy. Just don't type "caucuscooler.blogspot.com"
Merry Christmas.
CC
Only a few more days until Huckabee sends a message to all of you bloggers and establishment Republican kingmaker wannabees. You can't buy the presidency (Romney). You can't double-talk your way to the presidency (Romney). You don't get the presidency just because its your turn (McCain). You can't act your way to the presidency (Thompson & Romney). The people want a clear choice conservative who isn't angry with his ideology. That is Huckabee and that will be the man that will gain the support of all the rest of us! Only a few more days until victory!
Hmmmm... Remind you I will, Mitt has RAISED more money than any GOP candidate.....
A reason to hate one for great $ support, foolish this would be...
For Mitt Romney, the only hope for the GOP he is.....
To the Cooler: Merry Christmas
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I like John McCain for the way he says things as he sees them.
I'm voting for Romney though, his ability to gather data, analyse and come up with winning solutions is very impressive.
The only reason why Mitt has "raised" more money than any GOP candidate is because he's loaned himself considerable sums of money to his campaign...nearly 20 million bucks as of 9/30/07 according to the FEC..
Also, the vast majority (26 million as of 9/30/07) of his money is coming from donations of $2000 and over.. Not exactly the candidate of the "people" there Team Romney...
Ability to "gather data, analyse, and come up with winning solutions"...WTF?? Is this a Presidential election or a science experiment?
If you guys want to play the elitist card..fine..its a ticket to election defeat in November 2008
"A Presidential election or a science experiment?"..........
My turn to say WTF! I want the brainiest, smartest, and most competent person elected. Someone who calculates his actions.
Just curious, who do you think of when I say I want the smartest and most competent man elected?
McCain, Huckabee.......???????? I didn't think so.
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