It's a Cooler Comeback- And this time we're SERIOUS
Alright minions, this is the deal.
It's been 7 months. Iowa is still without a good, entertaining, process based, campaign-centric, center-right, Republican blog (No offense Mr. Vice-Chair). And we have only 28 short days until the Iowa Caucus.
We at the Cooler think that Hawkeye GOP Hacks need something to keep them entertained. Something to distract them from all of the annoying autodials. An oasis from the cold winter.
You deserve a gd BLOG.
And we are going to give it to you.
It's a shame that the political community couldn't exercise enough restraint, judgment, and integrity to allow Krusty and the Cooler to flourish. But that's the past. The future is 4 weeks of bareknuckle political intrigue. And if you want to know what's REALLY happening in the lead-up to the Iowa Republican Caucuses, this will be the only place to get it.
With that, send us your tips, opposition research, clips, and anything else you deem relevant and we'll consider. For those that forgot it's email@example.com.
What we won't consider is the personal slander that brought this blog down in the past, so keep it clean.
And that's a warning to all you Presidential campaigns as well, because you better believe we'll be blowing the whistle on shady tactics, emails, and other activity that dishonors the caucus process or misrepresents candidates, campaigns, or staffs.
The Cooler line WILL be updated later today or first thing in the morning.
The Cooler WILL have a take on "The Speech"
The Cooler WILL have fun exclusive Iowa news
So check back. Time's running short.
Should be a fun month, it is good to be back.