Thursday, September 07, 2006

I think we need a "Dick" in the race

Former House Majority Leader, Dick Armey will address "Iowans for Discounted Taxes" on September 19th. Chris Cillizza reports that Armey aides are "quick to point out that the former leader is likely to visit the presidential proving grounds of New Hampshire and South Carolina later this year. An aide said Armey hopes to 'keep the Reagan legacy alive in the presidential primary.'"

We have a "hard" time believing that Leader Armey will be able to get a hand up on the competition.

(Sorry, we know this is supposed to be a family blog)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to know you guys at the Cooler are Hawkeyes fans based on ealier threads. Thought you might like this story as the Hawks vs. Clones game approaches. . . .

A man enters a bar & orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail & then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "162" & the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics & spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology & sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed & thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around & comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink & asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns & women's body parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar & decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out & returns; the robot serves him & asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

The robot says... real slowly, "So. . how.. bout.. them.. Clones ?"

9:55 AM  
Blogger Caucus Cooler said...


Anon 955 please come back to the cooler soon.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, so three guys are in the bathroom relieveing themselves. The first guy finishes and goes to the sink, washing his hands and then drying them under the sanitary dryer. When finished, he says, "I went to the University of Iowa, where I learned to be environmentally sensitive, so i don't use paper towels to add to the landfill."

The next guy finishes, and washes his hands, making sure to use plenty of soap. "I went to UNI, and they taught us to use plenty of soap because of all the bacteria in public bathroom sinks," he said.

Finally, the last guy finishes, zips and starts to walk out door. "I went to Iowa State, and they taught us not to piss on our hands."

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you hear the post office just recalled their iowa hawk commemorative stamps?

people couldn't figure out which side to spit on

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Imamkyfg said...

Coffee cup, lid Unknown metal Beaker, 400 mL. “Any DWIs?” I smiled. Low cost battery powered Electro-magnetic Flow Meter has a full bore and no moving parts, so is very tolerant to debris and sediment etc.

9:09 AM  

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