Monday, August 07, 2006

Cooler Column- Apu

The Caucus Cooler is happy to have a columnist reporting on a recent campaign stop by Joe Biden here in Iowa. Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Phd is the proprietor of the KWIK-E-MART. While, he’s been losing some market share to Kum and Go, the KWIK-E-MART continues to thrive. His report from the Biden event is below.

I come to do a guest blog on Caucus Cooler. I said no to Krusty because he has not been buying his pornographic magazines at the QWIK-E-MART recently. This blog is about a visit I had this week from a Senator from Delaware named Joe Biden. He said he was running for President. I was interested to find out that in Delaware you cannot go into a Dunkin Donuts, QWIK-E-MART or 7-11 without meeting an Indian. There seem to be a lot of people from my country in Delaware. Interesting. Mr. Biden then flipped through my Playdudes, ate some raw bacon and complimented my people on their entrepreneurship. After offering Vishnu a peanut, Mr. Biden asked why I did not have a dot on my head. He then gave a short speech that was similar to something British Labour Party leader Neil Kinnock once told me. After giving me well wishes he departed. “Thank you, come again.” I said. He replied, “I’m in Iowa for 15 days, I’ll probably have time to come back.”

Best Wishes,

Update: If you don't understand this click here or here.


Blogger Maverick said...

Okay that's one of the funniest things I've read all day.

Good to see some solid humor at the Cooler.

6:56 PM  
Blogger Burton Rider said...

Nice Kinnock reference. That's old school.

Biden was my favorite character in "What It Takes" by Richard Ben Kramer (sp?)

7:16 PM  
Blogger Caucus Cooler said...

Your "what it takes" reference reminded us of a Murphy Brown episode that mocked Biden's attempt at the White House.

Maybe we've said to much.

Needless to say we might have to wipe the dust off of "What it Takes" this evening and do a little refresher.

7:33 PM  
Blogger Yoda said...

hmmmm.... Funny indeed, this story is...

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Eric Woolson when we need him?!

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand your post 1038? Forgive the idiot question.

11:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

woolson worked for biden in 1988 before he blew up

4:05 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I own, " the gretest domain ever " -Homer

To fund future Apuism the domain is on ebay.

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